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Pain is only temporary; death is permanent

Sep 13 '14

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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#I demand a dramatic musical number #where he builds a castle made of honor

Sep 13 '14

Well kids, it’s about time to come clean.

I cant remember my password for this blog and am only on because I’m logged on via my phone. My sd card is now claiming its damaged, and mixed with my phone issues and imminent replacement, I’m going to be logging off. I made a new blog with which I’d love you all to follow me on: salawomander.tumblr.com.
See y’all on the other side~~

Sep 12 '14

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon)

Sep 12 '14

(Source: poisenedyouth)

Sep 12 '14

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

Sep 12 '14
Sep 12 '14

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)

Sep 12 '14

avoxes:

iamdelia:

all-things-hutcherson:

avoxes:

can finnick not die in the movie

as much as I don’t like the movies being a lot different from the book, I think I would be okay with this.

Peter gained a leg, i’m sure Finnick can gain a life

who the fuck is peter

Sep 12 '14

vanjalen:

DALE,

(Source: railroadsoftware)

Sep 12 '14

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

Sep 12 '14
yeahiwasintheshit:

straight sex is so complicated

yeahiwasintheshit:

straight sex is so complicated

(Source: faggotwitchesrulethenight)

Sep 12 '14

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

Sep 12 '14

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Sep 12 '14
dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

dasboo:

When this moment comes, I will be ready.

Sep 12 '14