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Pain is only temporary; death is permanent

Jul 21 '14
maxonshreaves:

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

Actually, it’s Gertrude Weaver and she lives in Arkansas. She’s 116 years old as of this year. 

maxonshreaves:

brownglucose:

envyhergoddess:

womenofgold:

writeswrongs:

Just so you know the oldest person in America is a black woman living in Detroit named Jeralean Talley. That’s right - she was born in 1899. That’s three centuries she’s lived in. She was on  bowling team till she was 104. She still goes to church. This woman saw prohibition, women’s suffrage, the civil rights movement, two world wars, a list of other dumb shit, all the way to the birth of the internet and of her great-great grandson, a child who’s 14 months old.

Incredible

This is great

And to think, she only looks like she 83 for real for real.

Actually, it’s Gertrude Weaver and she lives in Arkansas. She’s 116 years old as of this year. 

Jul 21 '14

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

#this sounds like a teen wolf script

Jul 21 '14

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

Jul 21 '14

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

Jul 20 '14

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

Jul 20 '14
Jul 20 '14

Do you really think I’m over you? Sillyface, no no no. I dont think I’ll ever be over you. You mean more to me than anything. Just you wait, one day you’ll find out just how much.

Jul 20 '14

forever:

just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach

Jul 20 '14

(Source: mud-flower)

Jul 19 '14
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

Jul 19 '14
mypocketshurt90:

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

that dog could hide treats from me….

mypocketshurt90:

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

that dog could hide treats from me….

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Jul 19 '14

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

Jul 19 '14

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

Jul 19 '14
catsncats:

elephant butt

catsncats:

elephant butt

(Source: cat-pic)

Jul 19 '14

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS